Tues Jan 14

Really Clemson? We expected more.....

Mon Jan 13

Great bounce back weekend for club members with play off games, and I watched them all- the only upset was our Over on the Ravens game, but man that was close! We had a huge Open Ender + on 9ers which took the sting out.

Yesterday we had the Over in the 1st game, which we won by half time, and had the Packers last night.

Thurs Jan 9

Our Boy Champagne Charlie is wiping up the floor with his plays just like Joey D did Tues nite!!!

Wed Jan 8

Killer Sources cleaning up the hardwood!

Mon Jan 6

Welcome to the end of the Worst Wildcard Weekend EVER!

I am going thru this website and erasing the bad juju and never looking back!

Thurs Jan 2

Had a passing in my family this morning. Uday- my pseudotropheus socolofi aka cichlid fish died. I rescued him (from a certain toilet flushing) when he was very young 5 years ago, and I loved him very much.

Wed Jan 1

Hello and a big welcome to 2020

And a good bye & good riddance to 2019 after a hideous bowl day. I should have known when the 1st thing I read was Rainman HATED the card. After his remark I heard the same thing from many other cappers- and these guys do not talk to each other. BYE-BYE 2019!

Tues Dec 31

Awesome bowl day for Club Members yesterday, and the cherry on top was the late phone call Open Ender on Virginia and regular play on the Over. We played all sides and most totals and the only loss was Miss St.

Mon Dec 30

Decent day in NFL for Club Members yesterday.

Sun Dec 29

We split the bowl games yesterday- I thought we won Ohio State but I fell asleep at the end and we were up by 2.

Sat Dec 28

No- not for giving out USC when I received the late phone call. Not for rating it an OE because our Killer Sources liked the game too. Not for sticking with the private cappers because they had a good day and that is how we win- (BTW there are times when the private cappers are on the other side of our KS plays but we cannot jump around- that is how you lose). I'm f'ing myself (hold your comments PG) because I forgot to give out the over on our NC game. We had a huge play on NC yesterday, but we also had a regular play on the over. My capper gave it to me, I checked. It's in my playbook, I checked. But when I was doing the tally this morning, something didn't add up. So I made a cup of coffee so I could see straight, and staring me right in the face was my fuck up. It never made it to the club members. I took the time to write out "5 North Carolina" but I fucking forgot to add the "3 on the Over".

5 North Carolina; 4 Wash St; 3 Mich St and Over; OK St

I'm so sorry- we'll get it back today. Shit on rye- my breakfast.

Fri Dec 27

Killer Sources hit their book hard yesterday and wow did it pay off! Club Members... our guys had the favorites. The worst thing you can do is jump around- Brian taught me that, so we get the games back today.

Thurs Dec 26

Yesterday was a very nice hoops day for a Christmas present to the Club Members

Wed Dec 25

Well we lost a bowl game last night because the zebras took an obvious touchdown away. Zach Wilson ran for it, the ball crossed the plane before he got endo'ed (one Nadia Comeneci would respect). He stretched his arms way out in front of him and that is when it should have been rules a TD (I have been watching it all morning) but a millisecond later the ball went flying and they ruled it a fumble. Then Oldroyd's over the upright field goal ruled no good, and last interception was all she wrote. Good game but Hawaii outplayed them early so BYU was always on the comeback. 

I just wish they came back.

We have alot of NBA today because I've been watching our NBA guy and he started making really good moves the past few weeks so we have many games to watch while others are opening presents and stuffing their faces, and of course we have college hoops too.

Hope everyone has a Merry Christmas!

Mon Dec 23


That's the sound of the Club Members knocking the sh!t out of the book's wallet after slamming both the side and total of today's bowl game!

Sun Dec 22

Club kicking a$$ in the Bowls

Here are some highlights from our Saturday, Dec 21 plays (day 2 of bowl season), from one of our

Club Members in response to my question -

" Did we win ? "

"We didn't just win, we CRUSHED. San Diego St -3.5 wins 48-11 by 35 pts!!! Liberty +5.5, who needs pts we win outright. Fla ATL +7, again we have a dog that doesn't need the points, wins in a big way 52-28. We finish the night off with Wash -3.5 and look at this final- 38-7, 31 pt victory. We didn't sweat in a single game"

Fri Dec 20

And let the Bowls begin! Club members enjoyed an easy Open Ender on Buffalo this afternoon!

Thurs Dec 19

So what is next? A friggin car accident! Sitting in my car in a gas station, some guy finishes gassing up, doesn't look; and just takes off, hitting / scraping my car's passenger front and back door. Tis the season.....

Wed Dec 18

I had something I wanted to write to you guys on Tuesday night, but decided to wait until tonight to share- now I fucking forgot what was ..... maybe I was going to share the raccoon story with my dad? I don't think so- pretty sure it pertained to sports, but now I have to tell you

He has very bad knees and of course the feral cats I neutered are now indoor/ outdoor, so I got him a pet door insert for the sliding glass door. He called me at 6am yesterday because a "new big cat" was in bed with him, but he didn't have his glasses on and couldn't figure out why Puss Puss #2 was running around the room like a banshee. He got up, went down stairs, put his glasses on and opened up the door and called the cats for breakfast outside underneath the awning. There was one extra very large fluffy cat with a ringed tail waiting for his bowl of food. Took him a few moments for it all to come together.

BTW, if a doctor calls you and tells you your biopsy results are positive, it's not a good thing.

I had a George Costanza Seinfeld moment with Augie the other day LOLOL

But it is kind of like an oxymoron

Well..... after all that, I'm sans Bra today so we are going into  "Bounce Back Wednesday" mode!

Tues Dec 17

Man did the KS and Club bone out on MNF with Colts. I had a feeling Drew wanted his accolades in front of the whole football viewing audience.

I'm down to one more doctor's appointment before the holidays, which reminds me...

Shout out to MD John: any opinion on the Keppra side effects thing I got going on? I see my Neuro Jan 2.

Sun Dec 15

Update: In the last seconds of the game, the Skins took our fantastic 1pm plays and fumbled it up our ass to give us a mediocre win. At least our Giants side and total won- which was the game I watched.

Hey guys again sorry for the lack of updates but I'm still feeling shitty- which is a good description of the day we had Saturday.... again depending on the Ol' Dom line, but you're welcome to bounce back with us because I've got the Bowl package posted, and this is our biggest time of the year!

Words of wisdom from Champagne Charlie:

I have been watching the preseason and have come up with 3 rookies that are very underrated to use as fantasy unknowns

1- Tony Pollard. If Elliot continues his holdout, he will be the man

2- Ryan Finley. The NC State product looks better than Dalton

3- Justice Hill. The Ravens may have a gem from Oklahoma St. Speed & Power make him an excellent back up to Ingram.

4- Everybody Knows about Daniel Jones with the Giants. I told all my Giants buddies about this kid last year.

Wed Aug 21

Sorry for my absence..... this is my crazy season so if you don't see me here for a while, you can always call for an update on how the club is doing..... which is great!

I know it's football season, but I have to tell you a quick story about our baseball capper last night.

He went against the world (including the KS) and took the Pirates at a nice dog price of +143. I get a text from him in the top of the 2nd inning- "no sweat, just wait and see" (if you're like me and didn't watch the game, Pirates pitcher got hurt top of 2nd). He does stuff like this every night!

1st off- let me say that many gamblers are turned off from baseball because, and I think it's crazy, that you can have a 2-1 night and still lose money; so I asked him about dogs. He said, and I quote- "you want dogs? I'll give you dogs!" which now means we are now collecting on those 2-1 or 3-2 nights, and we have been all season.

Sun Aug 11

Finally a night with no close line calls!

Sat Aug 10

Once again, depending on your line on the Steelers, it may have been a winning night. BTW- a word from our Club X-NFL Capper- "I have more than 1 book, like everyone should have, and I look for the most favorable lines; which is why I won with the Steelers -1.5 & the Texans +2.5"! There are no excuses here- the odds makers are just that good.

Fri Aug 9

Hopefully Club Members got a favorable number on the Texans, and we won our big play on the Dolphins.