Tues Sept 17

OK, who is messing with our QBs? Sunday it was Drew Brees and Ben Rothlisberger, then last night our handicapper called me during the game.........  he only calls me when something is wrong; he told me "DO NOT FLIP THE CHANNEL TO ESPN, and do not google Jets QB Trevor Siemian injury. Keep watching your f#$%ing Brady Bunch show".

Now I'm in the medical field, and I've seen some really gross stuff, but it's different when you pull up in an ambulance. You're in your help zone. You don't think, you just jump in, and the damage has already been done. But watching a bone snap during a football game makes me cringe and taste bile in the back of my throat..... yet trying to stop me googling the incident is like asking Stimpy to not press the red button - did I just give my age away?

OK... I'm back, after pushing the red button. Not as "gruesome" as I thought, but I personally know ankle injuries and unfortunately I do not see Trevor coming back. My heart goes out to him.


Mon Sept 16

and...... I went to bed last night thinking the club lost every game and ate up our Saturday profits, which is why I really shouldn't count my chickens before they hatch. Turns out the Colts, Lions and Falcons won! But you guys know this already. I'll never forget the time Brian went on a Monday night rampage, leaving a 5 minute message about how badly the play lost, until I answered the club line Tuesday morning and found out from a club member about the "20 second comeback of the year". When I called Brian to tell him we won the MNF game, he said "that never happens in our favor". Well, never say never, and wait until the fat lady sings.

Turns out the KS guys did the same as the club cappers again, and Champagne continues his run (8-1) Wow!

Sun Sept 15

And yesterday is why we've been so successful for over 25 years... Both the Club and the Killer Sources had a fantastic Saturday. You keep your head above water breaking even or showing a small or decent profit for the week, then every few weeks the stars (and handicappers) line up and we win almost everything. The Club broke the noon game curse, in fact we only lost 1 early game, and 2 afternoon games- everything else we won.

To the guys that called between 11am and Noon yesterday- I sincerely apologize for not giving you the time you deserved. You called looking for information on the club and I truly did not have time to fully answer your questions. Please just remember this- Club Members come 1st. Saturday mornings are the busiest time of the week and I have to dedicate 100% of my brain function to the them. When you join the club, you will appreciate the amount of time I work on your behalf. Club Members are my priority, and on a Saturday morning, potential Club Members come second..... Again, I am sorry, and if you had called me ANY time other than crunch time I maybe could have helped.

So- here are my prices- No more daily or weekend  sales, which is what I recall a couple of you were looking to get.

1 month special for September is $295

Through Super Bowl $1,295

Through March Madness $1,595

These prices include the club plays and bonus Killer Sources plays

Call me for yearly rates and to see what specials I am running- 201-818-3028

Sat Sept 14

quick update as my internet has been sketchy all week.... I actually think it's my PC so I'll be hunting for a new one next week. Club has been winning and up $$$ going into the weekend, went 3-1 Friday Night NCAA and also won our Open Ender on Houston, Thurs 4-0 bases and won the under in NFL.

Tues Sept 10

So, I made the correct choice by watching "A Very Brady Renovation"... WTF happened with the Saints & Under Play that the Club had? Every commercial break I'd flip back to it and I thought we had it in the bag! Then, BOTH cappers had HUGE plays teasing Saints & Raiders. That has never happened, in fact I've never know them both to have a teaser on the same night with the same plays! Once, maybe twice a year each will give me a tease, but never like this.

Anywho..... so the free KS and no Consensus this weekend:

So after the mouse incident Friday afternoon, I heard my smartphone make a weird noise at 2 in the morning (I've had this smartphone 18 months and I still don't know how to use it or what all the different sounds mean), so I get up to look cuz nothing good can come at that hour in the morning.

Well, I was right.

I think the whole mouse incident was a ruse for someone to steal the #s off my debit card, then at 12:30am Sat morning, 5 people using "Cash App" wiped out my entire bank account.

I was up all night screaming at everyone..... including Google Play (or something like that where u go to get Apps- whatever the fuck an app is). How can a company like 'Cash App" exist that has no way to communicate with their customers? No phone number, no email, no nothing! So some poor kid on the other side of the world took the brunt of my frustrations, talked me down off the ledge, and said that he would personally contact the people at Google Play who are responsible for allowing bogus apps and file a formal complaint about this cash app. Whether he did or not I'm not sure, but I found someone at 4am that works for Google Play, lives in this country; and started the whole scream-fest all over again. They found a number that they had for cash app and.........

Does it really matter? I'll get my money back eventually, and my bank said they have their fraud department working on it, but that doesn't give me back my money immediately, nor the bottle of klonopin which I ate the whole weekend so I wouldn't blow a gasket.

I told the story to my Dad, and he said it's the illegal aliens (or immigrants- not sure which word he used because my brain was not believing what my ears were hearing) in this country that do this sort of thing- it's their sole purpose for entering this country (BTW he was born in Amsterdam). At least I got a good laugh out of his explanation.

At 85 years old, my dad has turned into Archie Bunker (with a Dutch accent).

Oh yeah- the Club also had a side play on the Raiders, so we won that too.

Did you know that you cannot dispute a charge that is "pending"? I had to wait until today to clear everything up at the bank and get a new debit card.

Sun Sept 8

and it all comes down to the lines once again.... Club members either kissed their sister or won depending on Fresno. If you got 3.5 on Fresno State, and they were out there, you had a nice winning day despite yet ANOTHER lousy start. It's deja vu of last year. We'd either do great in the morning, then suck at night, or vice versa.

Last week we won every evening game. This Saturday late night we had California, Fresno & Oregon State

Sat Sept 7

Well, let my rodent attack be your advantage-  Free NCAA from the KS!

The Club finally lost a game on Boise, but we're only down 1 unit with the help from baseball.

Enjoy the freebees and the day. I will be back later!

Fri Sept 6

Last night Club Members hit #10 in a row!

Now on to the fun news.....

I go to the eye doc, he puts in eye drops, THEN says "you do have someone to drive you home because you can't drive with your pupils dilated."

The answer was no, I had to drive home myself, and the world was a little fuzzy- but no more than usual.

So I pass a farm stand on the side of the road, got some Jersey corn and tomatoes, and rescued an adorable mouse that was hiding in the corn husks. One of the workers saw me struggling &  got me a cardboard box for the little cutie pie, who then proceeded to chomp into my finger and wouldn't let go. So now there is blood flying all over me, the mouse, the box; my shirt, the veggies and the 1 piece of paper towel they gave me to stem the bleeding.

I bring the mouse, who is now on par with the rabbit from Monty Python's Holy Grail to a green acres park to release him, but I didn't think it's a good idea to pick him up again so I left the box. I  then ran home to drop off groceries, wash the wound & run back to retrieve the box, but then I looked in the mirror. To my horror, my eyeballs were pitch black, so either people thought I was possessed by the devil, was smoking crack or was a meth head (I thought they were looking at me funny cuz of the mouse). Needless to say, now I have to wake up early to get the f^c#ing box.

Thurs Sept 5

NFL- The Club in going for 10 in a row tonight!

*Regular Season Football
All the KS cappers sent me their football tallies- see below.....
Add to that another 2% to 5% when you join the club, which includes our Private Club Handicappers plays
This is what I have right now in front of me for '18-'19 FB season-
Champagne 57%
Dime Man 59%
Philly Guy 59.8%
 Augie J collected huge every week for September & October 2018 (his official tally sheet may or may not have been used in desperate times of low TP).
This is what we gave out for free!!!!
BTW- if anyone tells you they are hitting above 70%, THEY ARE LYING TO YOU- Just last Sunday the Club hit 100%...
Sounds too good to be true? It usually is. Find out what happened in the long run.
When you are done picking up the pieces of your life because you believed these scam artists, call me.
I have had the same customers since the 1990s.
Please go to the "New Guys" page to find out what I'm doing here....

Tues Sept 3

2 easy wins last night with Louisville and the Under

Mon Sept 2

last night was a winner or push (or maybe even a loss) because we had a big play on the Under. I just wrote about this situation on the 'new guys' page. I saw 80s and 80.5s all over, and S&O had it at 80.5 when I gave it out.  Either way, with 2 minutes left and the number laying at 66...... we were on the right side of that game.

ie. It is 5:30pm and according to the books, you can find Notre Dame -19.5, all the way through Louisville at +20.5

and totals between 54.5 to 55.5

Sun Sept 1

I've been debating on what to say in this write up. Our 1st Saturday in college football was a winner, and for a short time I considered dating a raccoon.



Words of wisdom from Champagne Charlie:

I have been watching the preseason and have come up with 3 rookies that are very underrated to use as fantasy unknowns

1- Tony Pollard. If Elliot continues his holdout, he will be the man

2- Ryan Finley. The NC State product looks better than Dalton

3- Justice Hill. The Ravens may have a gem from Oklahoma St. Speed & Power make him an excellent back up to Ingram.

4- Everybody Knows about Daniel Jones with the Giants. I told all my Giants buddies about this kid last year.

Wed Aug 21

Sorry for my absence..... this is my crazy season so if you don't see me here for a while, you can always call for an update on how the club is doing..... which is great!

I know it's football season, but I have to tell you a quick story about our baseball capper last night.

He went against the world (including the KS) and took the Pirates at a nice dog price of +143. I get a text from him in the top of the 2nd inning- "no sweat, just wait and see" (if you're like me and didn't watch the game, Pirates pitcher got hurt top of 2nd). He does stuff like this every night!

1st off- let me say that many gamblers are turned off from baseball because, and I think it's crazy, that you can have a 2-1 night and still lose money; so I asked him about dogs. He said, and I quote- "you want dogs? I'll give you dogs!" which now means we are now collecting on those 2-1 or 3-2 nights, and we have been all season.

Sun Aug 11

Finally a night with no close line calls!

Sat Aug 10

Once again, depending on your line on the Steelers, it may have been a winning night. BTW- a word from our Club X-NFL Capper- "I have more than 1 book, like everyone should have, and I look for the most favorable lines; which is why I won with the Steelers -1.5 & the Texans +2.5"! There are no excuses here- the odds makers are just that good.

Fri Aug 9

Hopefully Club Members got a favorable number on the Texans, and we won our big play on the Dolphins.